80mm Shock Springs: Dial Up the Bounce with 3.12lb of Awesome Power (Pack of 2)
Alright, listen up You're not just buying a thing here, you're grabbing a slice of awesome This ain't your grandma's whatever-it-is, this is a statement A mood A vibe Imagine this bad boy sitting on your desk, gleaming under the office lights Instantly, you're cooler You're smarter You're the envy of everyone around you Seriously, people will be lining up to touch it, to smell it, to maybe even subtly lick it (don't let them do that though) It's got that certain something, that je ne sais quoi, that can't-be-defined magic that just makes life better So ditch the dull and embrace the extraordinary Treat yourself, you deserve it You'll thank me later And the object too, probably
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